Little Fun With Your Most Favorite "Stock Market"

Its easy for considering Stock Market as an EASY Source of Income and Tough for a Real Technical Analyst.

Let me tell you that Stock Market is the only Market which never goes down with even RECESSION ;) Funny but True!

You may know some basic tips mentioned below while entering into Stock Market:

 1. Buying and Selling frequently may become a big mistake for you. 
2. Have Patience, don't be Panic with the movement of Stock you have taken.

3. Always choose your brokers and advisors carefully.

4. Beware of Market Scams, just don't BUY/SELL anything based on postings on Internet/Blogs etc. Understand the Market, then go ahead.

Some of you may have heard:

STOCK MARKET IS A LEGAL SPECULATION :D

Here are some FUNNY things About Stock Market: 

1. "I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him." (For Step 3 mentioned above)
2. "One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute." (For Step 4 mentioned above)
3. "Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it." (That's why more than 400 Advisories opened in last 3 years.) :P
4. "India have developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market which is in Mumbai" (For Step 2 mentioned above)
5. Last and MOST IMPORTANT, "If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock rather than selling advice." (grrrrrrrrr)